The BalMar Lounge, Birthday Blackout, Shots Suck
THANKS SO MUCH TO EVERYONE FOR COMING!!!!
Deborah, Justin, Joe, Katie, (Katie’s two friends whom I don’t remember), Katherine, Greg, John, Chris, Colin, Tony, Erin, Tomoki, Jeff-o, Eric, Jessie, Yvonne, Colleen, Brian, Seth, Katie G., Jeff, Nancy, Zach, Kim, Nick, Micah, Phillip, KeKe (Ben?), Jenna (and her amazing baking skills), Alex. Niamh & Omid & Aaron, you were there in spirit.
I felt so loved and popular….Other than the fact that I am. Kidding.
Special extra thanks to Deborah. For taking care of a drunk Mexican.
The night started off with dinner at Madame K’s with Deborah, Justin, Katie and Joe. It used to be a Brothell, but it still has excellent pizza. They also made me lick a tTitty cookie. You’ll see.
Then the festivities began over at The BalMar Lounge. It was so fantastic and apparently everyone enjoyed the venue immensely. We had control over 5 tables and both pool tables basically because we rule. The waitress was also extremely nice and cool….from what I remember.
Anywho, you don’t really care right, because you want to see pictures!
We were all really surprised how good the pizza was that night! I didn’t want to get too stuffed since I knew bad things were coming, but I couldn’t help myself. Also, we sat underneath a massive Bra.
What’s a birthday without licking some titties agreed the waitress.
Jenna made this amazing cake for me. It was so good that I got many texts the next day telling me that the cake was amazing. Thanks Jenna!!!!!!!!!!
Justin and I secretly want to be Asian. Well, Justin more than I since he does the peace sign.
Apparently birthdays mean fruity drinks. Good because if it would have been beer all night, I would have definitely visited the toilet a lot more.
A double tequila glass..Not Good. Tomoki loves tequila so much that he is salivating.
The downfall begins. Jeff-o, we learn, cannot handle tequila….so we had a white man take his place.
Greg saves the day! Doesn’t his face honestly say TEQUILA SAVES LIVES!!
Crying because he doesn’t have the tequila gene…..or because he is a VAGINA.
The next Top Chef star, Jessie, is nice to me and doesn’t go the tequila route. Thank. You.
Although it was definitely a double gulper. Actually most of them were. Fuck you BalMar.
Its always nice to know your former co-workers are just as alcoholic as you are. I totally forgot what kind of shot this was BTW.
I see lemons, so I am going to guess it was a Chocolate Cake shot. (more pictures after the jump)
Every Asian needs some Hot Sauce (me) in their life!
I call this picture Asian Hotness. I’m sure you can see why.
I really have no idea what is happening here.
THERE SHE IS!!!! She was playing pool with some strangers. Why? “If we lose they will buy us drinks…hell yeah!”
I think she took two shots with me, so I would be too wasted to remember that she left and never came back. Which, in turn, had me going into matador and yelling her name. Then being asked to leave. You. Bitch.
Katherine’s ass and Greg’s crotch. I have no idea who took these.
Well look at that…ANOTHER shot. This time Jeff-o can actually take it. I’m thinking it was Jager.
Here I am slowly thinking that the pain will go away soon.
Oh look at that. ANOTHER shot. YAY FOR FUCKING SHOTS!
I swear it felt like this one never ended.
Erin got me a DVD of Disney sing-a-longs. Best. Gift. Ever. We will be having a wine and Disney night VERY soon.
The Asians have slowly influenced the white people throughout the night!!
Oh yah. ANOTHER one!! Can you tell that Katherine LOVES Chocolate cake shots???
Katherine: You made me take a chocolate cake shot with you! SICK!
Gabriel: Didn’t YOU buy it?
Katherine: No, I bought another one.
Gabriel: Oh. God.
Thats the hawtness right there. Its (alcohol) taking me in increments.
OH GAWD WHY?!?!?!??! Nick takes the best pictures ever.
These two went to high school together. Smallest. World. Ever.
Both Katie and Kim look……..nice.
So I am pretty sure that every picture from here on out, may be hard for me to remember. But I do know is that we are all extremely good looking.
Seth, I have no idea what is going on here. But I labeled this picture “stalking the Jewish”.
I like this picture because Colin is like HELL YEAH BEER!!
Another hot picture by Nancy. I think my camera was taken from me at this point.
HELL YEAH I”m DRINKING THIS BEER!!!
Our waitress in the back is texting on her Iphone. “This group is driving me insane, especially this one Mexican dude.”
I am positive now that Katie G. had my camera at this point. Because she loves those vodka crans.
I have no idea. I checked and this was not my arm.
Katie and Jeff. This is such a good picture!
This is NOT.
HELL YEAH IM STILL DRINKING THE BEEER!!!!
Look its Deborah and Colleen! And they ARENT making out!!
I really don’t know what their faces are saying.
OY
Nick is wondering if the peace signs will go away with more drinks.
NOPE, they are STILL there.
Guess who stuck to Micah. Stuck to him like sticky rice.
I wonder what Jeff-o is thinking here. “who is this tall white man??”
I needed my own hugs.
These three took the bus home. I am glad they are still alive.
Zach likes to tease me. Bastard.
The Best ACT AS ASIAN AS YOU CAN picture.
Whose hand is that? Who wears a watch?! I will get you.
Apparently after another shot.
Gabriel: When was this picture taken with the oranges??
Deborah: Like a minute ago you idiot!
Gabriel: Oh…….
We like to tease Deborah.
Justin gives the night a thumps up!
A good side note. Jeff-o got so drunk that he was going around headbutting people.
Justin wins for best pose.
The night doesn’t end there. We went to Chinatown for some food. This picture made me laugh the most.
Deborah: THESE ARE NOT SOFT NOODLES!! I WANT MY SOFT NOODLES! I. AM. NOT. TIPPING.
Justin: NOODLES GET IN MY FUCKING BELLY!!!
Gabriel: Don’t throw up…..Don’t throw up…….Don’t throw up……
