Yesterday, at Nick’s Cocktail Party there was a plate of cookies on the table. I would say there was about 30 of them. Which would have been cool since there was about 30 people (more or less) that attended the party.

BUT…….
I ate about 29 of them.
Hello, I am obese.

QUOTABLE:

Jen: Well, I have gmail, but I don’t use the chat.

Gabe: Why would you torture yourself like that?

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