Saturday night, there was a moment where I looked at Brian and told him NOT to punch me in the arm again. They were pretty sore from the immunization shots and the constant punching BEFORE I told him to stop. So what does Mr. Drunkface do? He punches me in the arm again.
So, Awesome Drunk Face (ME) being the composed drunk person that he is, stands up, walks over to Brian…
And hits him as hard as he can across the face.
So hard it knocked him down into the couch.
So hard that his jaw still hurts.

He deserved it in my opinion. Of course, more pictures after the link below. They are a lot, and they are a shit show. You will enjoy them.

The night started off fine with illegal drinking on the street.

This is really the only way to celebrate the fact that your football team is THE WORST IN THE COUNTRY.

As the pictures progress you will start to see how everyone is thinking that Brian and Leo are more than just “roomates.” Here they are having a cat fight.

Rex came out and joined in on the fun.

I really don’t know what is going on here. I think Brian is trying to smell Kevin.

It was already by now that we all concluded Brian was Drunkface.

Soon we were on our way to Alex’s house for Joe’s “I can drink again” party. We tried to get there by any means necessary.

I may have had a little fun on the way there.

NOT as much fun as Brian though. Good. Lord.

Of course.

We found a cab so the hitch hiking attempts stopped.

When we got to the party, things started nice enough. It went pretty much downhill after that.

The following pictures will prove that Alex is an evil evil man:


Seriously. Take those plastic bottles full of crap and shove them up your….cabinet.

Brian was Gone.

This is such a great way to get to know someone. Sharing bottles.

People decided that since Brian was already gone, they were going to try to go that extra step…and Kill him. I didn’t care. He punched my arm.

He fought and kicked hard trying to resist.

And while trying to escape…

he punched Leo in the crotch.

Kelly wasn’t having any of it though. Brian looks scared.

GO AWAY YOU EVIL MAN!

Kelly shows you how much more fantastic she is than you.

Joe, the party host, was apparently enjoying his own party.

I really don’t know what the eff Brian is doing here. I mean seriously??

This explains the headache the next morning.

I had said that you would see pictures that would make you wonder how closer Brian and Leo actually are. Well, now I present to you the love that is Leo & Brian:






Look at the love in Brian’s eyes. You can’ deny you don’t see it. I am sorry Ellie.

Bllarrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhh

Leo was also wasted face. He actually tried to walk onto the highway later that night. Ooooh beer.

The next morning Brian was apparently hunched in the backyard, with only his boxers on and vomiting all over the place. Good times.
My sweat also smelled like beer.

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