Jordan Is Almost No Longer Single
Went up to Phoenix on Saturday to celebrate Jordan’s few bachelor days left.
The bars in Phoenix are SO nice and fun.
Vodka helped with that decision.
It started with an innocent dinner at Geisha A Go Go. Delicious BTW.
Nice and sober at dinner……
I forgot what bar this was. But it was fun. Although this is where the shot extravaganza began.
What do I mean by shot extravaganza?
The rest of the night pretty much consisted of the following:
Jordan definitely enjoyed himself.
and sooooo did I.
Soon the wastedfaceness came in full force.
Miguel and Jordan appear drunk and normal. The look of longing and lust in Mike’s face worries me and should worry Miguel.
Meeting and knowing the owners of two bars/restaurants got us these nice and free VIP passes.
But meeting Sway (the MTV news correspondent) was even better.
If I remember correctly that was actually a shot. Not a drink. Sick.
That is Andrew in the middle. Owner of Geisha. Such an great guy.
Who gave us way too many free shots. These actually look radioactive.
Soon, being the fatties that we are, decided to get food.
Being out of money, Mike and I decided to steal some money from the establishment itself.
Sooooo fattening. Soooo delicious.
Fatties. I dont know why Josue isn’t picture…maybe he was already drowning at the pool by this time.
Driving down from Phoenix the next morning was rough.
Especially for Jordan. We pulled over FIVE times for good ol fashioned throw up action.
It was such a fun night. Hope Jordan had a good time. The next day doesn’t count.
It is also official. Phoenix is SO much funner than Tucson.
That is not necessarily true, I just love to piss off the people who live in Tucson and hate Phoenix.