Since the weather has been amazing in SF lately.
Ive been running outside a lot.
Well when its chilly, the sidewalks are pretty laid back. Not many people.
Well I was running down a hill the other day.
I saw a guy walking up.
Looked normal from afar.
He had a GIANT SNAKE wrapped around his neck.
Yellow and white and HUGE. No Joke.
I slowed down and nervously went passed him.
He just smiled.
The snake was like this:
But instead of a hot Britney Spears. Imagine a homeless Ronald Reagan.