I was on the T train, heading downtown the other day to meet an old high school friend.
On the train I overheard the following awesomeness:
Girl 1: Can you still get STDs when you are on the pill?
Girl 2: No, I don’t think so.
Girl 1: Oh good.
Oh Sarah Silverman, I love you.
So today I had a long run. Since I have a lot of time on my hands I figure I should spend it trying to get skinny. Its not really working since I eat like a pig, but I digress. Today while running I made quite and interesting observation (no I didn’t get any more free wine). I ran past three high schools today. One is a school for the arts; one is a public school; and the last was a private school. It was around 2:30, when most schools are generally being let out.
Now what I observed is incredibly offensive and stereotypical, but that doesn’t change the fact that it was true.
When I ran past the school for the arts, I generally saw this:
When I ran past the public school (REPRESENT), I saw this:
When I ran past the Private school, most students came out looking like:
It was like BOOM BOOM BOOM STEREOTYPE STEREOTYPE STEREOTYPE.
Made my day.
Funniest. Video. Of. The. Week.
Not Mike and Briana.
But I can imagine something similar.
I got fitted for the tux the other day.
We are wearing purple (plum).
Basically we are all going to look so damn good it will hurt your eyes.
Nerds all over will love this.
I love Parry Grip.
She was nice to me
She’s my Final Fantasy!!!
She’s the girl….She’s the girl at the video game stoooorrreeeee!!!!
I got this from my friend Dennis’ blog.
I laughed SO hard.